quareelo

Quareelo does the job replacing the phrase "i dont know".

"You wanna do me up the sewage works tonight, baby"

"quareelo"

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giving yourself oral sex

A man sucking his own dick, or a woman eating herself out

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shmink

Just another version of the highly acclaimed word 'mink'

Look at that young russian, he looks a little shminky"

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Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

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tomorrows nobody

A group of adolescents whose only ambition is to make others wet themselves through laughter.

G.I. Jew. TN's 1-4. Buttons. AND THE ITCH CREAM! Huzzah!

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pulse of the magits

best song ever by slip knot except for wait and bleed dat jawn was also bangin as shyt 2

im lsitening 2 pulse of the magits by slip knot

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Let's talk about airplanes

A phrase used to break up a boring or uncomfortable conversation.

Often used by a third member of a group to disrupt the useless conversation of the others.

"And then blah blah blah blah blah blah"

"Let's talk about airplanes"

"What?"

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