brazilian bread bag

Defecating into a condom and then tying off the end in order to use as an impromptu dildo. A much more spontaneous alternative to the turdildo.

While we were camping Rochelle and Rachel got hot and heavy but didn't have any toys with them. Luckily Rochelle had to drop a deuce and was able to give Rachel a Brazilian Bread Bag.

rolling betty

The act of forcing your partner to roll over into any bodily waste i.e., semen, blood, feces, or urine, that is left on the mattress after engaging in sexual intercourse.

"Why are you mad at me, Baby? "
"Because you gave me a Rolling Betty while i was wearing my new shirt!"