Mizast

The cross between a Mizug and a Dreamcast.

Sheeyit, I dun whooped yo ass on dis Mizast!

FORD

Frequently overrated dump.

1: "Man, my car broke down today, they said it was supposed to last me at least 1000 miles"
2: "Is it a Ford?"

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masturbathon

1.Men racing for 26.2 miles while trying to jizz as much as possible.

2. Racing rockets powered by jizz.

3. Jerking off with a group of guys to see whose jizz goes the furthest

1. Man, that masturbathon was crazy...how the hell can they endure all that?

2. "That looks like a giant..." "Wang! Pay attention!...I was distracted by an enormous flying..."

3. Main...dat boy shot 30 feet at the masturbathon

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vagin

the french word for vagina.

J'aime le vagin!
trans. "I love vagina!"

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verge

french for: dick, tallywacker, shlong, peter, etc.

Je suis l'homme avec le plus grand verge du monde!

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erection

1 a.Its when your wang gets hard.
b.This is also when its at its longest
2. the result of seeing a fine woman.
3. the state of standing at attention

1a. Man, my wang feels like wood.
b. Dayum...my ruler isn't long enough.
2. w00t. *shwing, shlong erects*
3. Unit, ATTENTION! *command voice*

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