Casella Pet

An awkwardly small, frail man that lives on the business end of a leash with various ball gags and butt plugs in every orifice. The Casella Pet holds the record for storing a light bulb in his ass for the longest period in history without breaking. Once an iconic business man, the Casella Pet contracted Meiselthelioma on a camping trip which caused his desire to become a gay slave living in a box.

Last night Hollywood was bored throttling chicks in the bullpen, so he opened a bottle of Bordeaux and decided to let the Casella Pet out of his box.

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Buck Teaser

The Buck Teaser is derived from teaser lures in deep sea fishing. Upon entering a pool filled with women, shorts are dropped and the cock and balls are slapped up and down as bait to lure in the trophy slut. Once you have their attention, the predator repeatedly yells BUCK TEASER until the prize takes the bait with her mouth or hand.

Lenny Dubs, an avid slut fisherman, hauled in 110 pound blonde spinner at Seacrets Saturday night, hooked with a vicious Buck Teaser. Subsequently she was bagged, tagged, and mounted on the wall of fame.