Pootini

A word to express one’s disappointment in a martini drink or refusal of a bar to mix one. Often utilized by drunken single moms wanting to experiment with a Martini. Especially popular in the City of Calgary, Canada.

“Pootini” is developing into a very popular assertion amongst single parents that just want to go out, get drunk and get their pants off.

Barman: "No lady, we don't do that flavour martini mix here!"

MILF: "Oh pootini!"

MILF 1: Be careful of mixing that tequila with the Martini...the god forsaken-panty removing tequila!
MILF 2: "Oo Well I don't often say no to anything that ends in 'tini' unless it tastes like a Pootini!

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Choco Taco

The male partner places his female companion on the back of her neck with her bearded clam (vagina) reaching for the skies (facing up). Some say this position is practiced in Yoga, but who the fuck cares.
The man then climbs over the women and aligns his asshole with her vagina. He then poos a thick log into her bearded clam and moves his ass up and down with the shit inside of her clam chowder (she uses the poo as a dildo, but the poo never fully leaves the ass). Make sure to not move too quickly as to make the shit fall out of the ass.

Paula: "I wish I would have showered before I came to work this morning. I still smell from the Choco Taco that Ezekial gave me last night."

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