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A discord Dexter is an anti infidelity reddit troll. He lurks in the shadows looking for cheaters and ex cheaters to troll.
Dexter's target is marital discord and he may even open up a discord chat to plot the down fall of his victims.
Discord Dexters were probably cheated on at some point and have a vendetta to pay on anyone who dares talk about their personal life on reddit. Dexter is not opposed to stalking his targets both on and off reddit.
Discord Dexter considers himself a public servant and a hero.
"Dave, don't be a Discord Dexter"
"I was divorced sixteen years ago, Discord Dexter, I only logged in to reddit for a Salmon recipe!"
"I didn't cheat on her, Discord Dexter, we broke up..you don't even know us!"
Either a noun or a pronoun.
A red headed dutch boy in a lavender marriage. Wendy is an extreme dutch boy and a step ford homemaker. Wendy is a rare find. Wendy blurs the line between dutch boy and subby hubby.
Have you met my wife, Wendy?
I didn't know Ronald MacDonald offered fur burgers....oh he doesn't that must be Wendy's.
Can I borrow your coat, Wendy's chilly.
A red headed dutch boy in a lavender marriage.
Wendy may even be the red head's preferred pronoun. Wendy is a stepford dutch boy and a rare find.
Have you met my wife, Wendy, she's a wonderful cook.
"Since when does Ronald MacDonald offer a fur burger...oh..that's right he doesn't it must be Wendy's"
Can I borrow your coat? Wendy's chilly
Desserts that have been shared by so many spoons they are no longer palatable. Named after Sister Wives TV Show's Kody Brown, Kody brownies are any type of food that has been seriously passed around. The gross act of multiple forks in one dessert, saves on calories by loading up with backwash and fork crumbs. Food that started out as a good idea until it got shared by too many.
"There's nothing but backwash and hot fudge in that bowl, looks like you ordered the Kody Brownie Sundae"
"Ewe. Lipstic on the coffee cake, who ordered the Kody Brownies?"
"Yeah, three forks in one piece of cheese cake, keep your kody brownies, I'll have coffee"
Any shared dessert served with more than two spoons. When restaurant food is shared by so many people the food becomes unpalatable. Named after Kody Brown of TLC Sister Wives
"There's nothing but hot fudge and backwash in that bowl, looks like you ordered the Kody Brownie sundae"
"Yeah you guys can keep your Kody Brownies and the seven spoons in the whipped cream, I'll just have coffee."
"Oh nasty, there's lipstick on the coffee cake...who ordered the Kody Brownies?"