mailbox

Inviting target for heaving melons. Melons may include paradise melons, watermelons, or "gallon" melons. Quite satisfying when contact is made. Points given for damage done. One point for contact, two for dent, three for knocking it sideways, four for knocking it completely of post, or schfifty-five points for taking out the pole and the box.
(That's a record that's only been done once)

"Hey Garrett, let's go mailboxing!"
"Sure, but only if Chase doesn't drive"

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