Fatty Dipping

As opposed to Skinny Dipping, which is often reknowned for being quite visually pleasing to onlookers, Fatty Dipping is the act of one or more overweight individuals creating a public eyesore by bathing nude outdoors in a (very) large body of water.
Think Free Willy and Friends.

Othon : "Oh my fucking god, lets get the hell out of here"
Liz : "Why?"
Othon : (points to a congregation of naked fat people frolicking about under a waterfall)
Liz : " Holy shit! How the hell did I not see THAT? Fatty Dipping ought to be made illegal!"
Othon : "I know right. My eyes bleed profusely. Somebody call Green Peace and have them dragged back out into the ocean".

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Prixels

Pixels which form to create the illusion of a penis on a computer screen (combination of prick and pixels).

"Watch where you're swinging those prixels. You're going to poke a midgets eye out one day, little man"

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Skypasm

Reaching sexual climax (orgasm) by masturbating to something of a sexual nature involving another infront of a webcam (on skype, msn etc).

"I felt so dirty and ashamed. He flopped his cock out on cam and the next thing I knew, I was rubbing myself. I had a mega skypasm".

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Muslimousine

A vehicle used as a mode of transport for muslims, usually overcrowded, sometimes with family members in the trunk.

Generally it is a beat-up unroadworthy piece of shit, characterised by a towelhead for a driver, and bumper stickers featuring phrases such as "my other vehicle is a camel", "zero to blown up in 8.2 seconds", "I have PMS and a bomb...any questions?" and "my car just blew up your car".

Person 1 : "Damn..that is a sardine can on wheels, if ever I did see one"

Person 2 : " Don't be so disrespectful. Thats a muslimousine!"

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