Hungry Crab

When a woman bends over backwards on all 4 and performs oral sex

She gave me a hungry crab and that’s why I married her!

Bri

Hands down the most beautiful woman in the world. She has eyes that light up a dim room, a smile that can be seen from a mile away, hair that would make an angel jealous, and the body of a Greek goddess. Don’t let that overshadow her loving heart, hard work ethic, and ability to make anyone smile. She is literally the reason that cavemen drew on walls.

I heard Ryan is with Bri. What a lucky man he is!

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