punkate

To act as if you were a punk. Punkors are known for their ability to agree with anything and then argue about it. Instances of punkation include public defecation, practical joking, vandalism, bragging, and possible diagnosis as a niller.

Dude, this poser walks his ass in his doublepluggers and punkates on the floor right in front of me. He then proceeds to punkate my car and freestyle shit rhyme. I busted his punk ass. What a punkor!

Check this: I saw a guy punkate this other guy. Man that bro was mad. He shoved that punkor's head up his own butt. Total asshat!

pofo

A common abbreviation for poop fuck. Smud is often the result. When to love-makers defecate on each other it is called pofo.

Yo girl this be be some hot pofo!

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mookie

(moo k-ee) n.
A crumb/piece of cookie that one would see remaining at the bottom of a cup after having consumed cookies and milk.

RODNEY: These cookies are delicious but I can't snack at my wicked mookies.
JOSEPH: Such a circumstance would be regrettable, dawg.

OR
Karen loves to eat cookies and milk. She can't stand it however, when she is unable reach mookie morsels stuck to the bottom of the cup. This is why Karen often resorts to the use of finger scoopage when munching mookies. This technique is frowned upon by the larger part of cookie aficionados.

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Johnswick Express

This is sex position a coined by Dr. Bradley Johswick, Phd. A man lays on his back. A woman kneels at the his head, legs spread. The man licks the vagina and cums over his body into the woman's mouth.

JOHNSWICK EXPRESS
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