Bookmark

When you’re sitting on the toilet but can’t finish wiping because life gets in the way. So before leaving the toilet you place some toilet paper up there so you can pick up wiping where you left off without getting poop in and on your clothes after the distraction is dealt with.

Alice heard the dogs barking so she placed some toilet paper in her butt to bookmark it for later. After retrieving the dogs she came back to the toilet and finished wiping.