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nibble on the kibble

to devour a mans penis and balls as their homosexual lover

Lincoln likes to go home after a hard day at work and nibble on the kibble

by Macktown July 11, 2018


boywolfing

The habit of telling the same lie/story to work colleagues/friends to avoid work or any duty deemed undesirable.

George: Anyone seen Vince today?

Andrew: Mate the cunt said one of his family is endpointing again. It’s probably bullshit though and he is just boywolfing again.

by Macktown July 31, 2019


catheter sex

Ending up in emergency after drinking oneself to borderline death and requiring various vitamins and fluids and a catheter inserted as so one can recover without moving from their bed

Man, Buck got so fucking lights out Saturday he ended up on fluids in hospital copping some catheter sex

by Macktown November 28, 2018


wheel out the cripple

the telling of sad, negative or heartbreaking life experiences to make others feel sorry for you

Jesus Tash, don't start talking that shit or mother is going to come in here and wheel out the cripple.

by Macktown January 14, 2019


endpointing

Referring to the final stages of an individuals life, as of in a palliative care situation.

Judith: I haven't been in to see Sam in a fortnight.
Cynthia: Well Judith, I damn well suggest you hurry - he is endpointing.

Judith: Good Lord!

by Macktown July 25, 2019


endpointing

Referring to the final stages of an individuals life, as of in a palliative care situation.

Judith: I haven't been in to visit Sam in a fortnight.
Cynthia: Well I damn well suggest you do Judith - he is endpointing.
Judith: Good Lord!

by Macktown July 25, 2019


touch of the terry

Diarrhea caused by an upset stomach. The resultant sloppy anus will need terry-towling rather than toilet paper to clean it up.

Elsie know she would be alright once the bug passed but until then she would need a touch of the terry.

by Macktown November 22, 2018