Gunophile

One who is passionate about firearms.

They eat, sleep, and dream firearms.

I'm a registered Gunophile....

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Gooch Slapped

To Get Fucked Over or Boned on anything

Dammit! I just got gooch slapped by Wal-Mart.

Bastagious

A bastardly outragious action or comment.

That guy was bastagious enough take my cookies!

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scuba bitch

A rather large female specimen that wears clothing that is "slightly" too small for them.

"Wow dude you see that scuba bitch over there?"

"Yeah man what a f'in seal"

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Rectal Purge

To release fecal matter from your rectum.

I went to the restroom for a rectal purge session.

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Gagorific

A blending of Gag and terrific. Meaning beyond Nasty.

Dude: Man you see that fat chick over there.
Dude2: Yeah man shes gagorific.