Thes

A guy named Thes is a guy who’s really his great-grandma reincarnated. He can rock a cardigan and will steal your girl. He journals and self-identifies as a Marxist. How is he so kind, unproblematic, funny, nonjudgmental, athletic, and a good lister? Easy! He’s Thes.

Expecting mother: “I want to name my baby so it grows up to be an S-class citizen…”
Anyone with one good brain cell: “I know, name it Thes!”