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A one-of-a-kind, stupid ass mother fucker who attempts the absolute worst type of golf shot they could possibly draw up.
The route to the green was too perfect and wide open, so Badshah pulled a Naldworths and hit a huge-ass power slice through the fucking forest to get there instead.
An alternative to chip dip, typically offered to unwelcome party guests. Similar to Minnie's famous chocolate pie from the film The Help, Cumdip is the enormous, bear-sized load, stirred into an already white chip or vegetable dip to maximize camouflage.
Waylon crashed our Super Bowl party, so we stuffed him full of ranch cumdip. At first we were surprised he didn't notice, but it must have been such a common taste that he thought nothing of it.
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The act of someone ramming their ring and middle fingers into a squirt prone cunt, and proceeding to type away on the g spot until the pussy explodes with squirt all over the arm, thus flushing the bitch out.
Lucy finger flushed Pam so long and hard that she had to wear a poncho. Good thing we've got a hydro shop-vac for the mess.
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A bumper bitch is the stupid ass mother fucker who gets in the smallest fender bender accident ever on the busiest street in existence, yet proceeds to leave the vehicle parked in the middle of the goddamn road in complete ignorance or in hopes of several thousand cars behind him slamming on their brakes trying to avoid a catastrophic pile-up.
I just got out of the ICU having broken my neck from rolling my mother fucking car while trying to avoid the goddamn bumper bitch hanging out in the middle of the freeway. Next time I see a bumper bitch, I'll slap that fucker's face from my driver's seat as he stares at me in bewilderment with his head through my windshield.
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A spectacular move where one successfully takes a piss, plops a shit, and either whacks off (or rubs one out) all in one sitting on the can.
Dave has been in the bathroom for 20 minutes. I bet that bastard is either pulling off a Triple Deke or cleaning up a Speckled Moon. Since you're a fag, put your ear up to the door and listen for the grand finale.
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When your liquid shit is so ferocious it blows against the porcelain and splashes up and speckles your ass.
Johnny must have had a speckled moon cuz his whitey tighties look like they have brown bullet holes in em.
A unique, strap on, double sided dildo used in Japanese porn. The curved, erect dildo that doubles as a pussy/ass plug, is enhanced with an inside vibrator in order to for the wearer of the jap pap strap to also be satisfied as they're pounding away.
Higgins' mother got so wet while catching him masturbating that she fixed on her jap pap strap and surprised his ass with a rubber cock right as she herself flooded the other end.
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