Teejay

Name of a guy who makes girls want to fuck/suck/ask for computer help, but when they see him, act awkward (most likely because they just orgasmed at the sight of him). So good at basketball he makes Michael Jordan cry like a bitch and then lick his tears off the court so Teejay's opponents have no excuse after he breaks their ankles/shins/jaws/etc.

(Teejay walking down hall)
(girl comes out of room in front of him)

Girl: "Oh!.. oh.. ooh, oh, oh... this is awkward."

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