Fuckered up

The result of a futile attempt to accomplish something only to leave things in a worse state than before you started.

Marcus thought he could fix his car himself, but now it's all fuckered up and his punk ass can't get to work.

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Creamy Crack

The unnerving sensation that you feel when a mix of anal leakage, sweat and shame collect in your ass crack while you are just trying to live your life in peace. Also referred to as mud butt.

I drank two 40s of Old E last night and ate 12 White Castle rat burgers. Now this creamy crack won't quit and it is making me suicidal.

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