Unicorn

A horse who’s a little more horny than usual. Derived from the Robot Chicken Unicorn who is a pervert.

If you polish a unicorns horn long enough you get magical unicorn mayonnaise.

mumf

Function: Adj.

Inflected forms: mumfed,mumfing

Definition:
a. To screw something up beyond all hope of recovery or repair

b. An attempt to undo a clumsy action or poor decision that actually results in a more catastrophic result than if the original action or decision had been allowed to proceed.

A.
Bob: "Did you see me spin out on turn 3"

Dave: "Yeah, you totally mumfed it"

B.
As the coffee cup fell towards the ground he lunged forward to catch it and accidently kicked it through the glass window.

the naked wrestling game

A euphemism for sex

Don't go in the bedroom Timmy mom and dad are playing the naked wrestling game.