Double Rainbow

Pure unequivocal elation at seeing two of anything, particularly rainbows. Originated from a youtube video (search for Yosemitebear Mountain Giant Double Rainbow) where a man is so incredibly taken aback by seeing two, almost three rainbows!

He then proceeds to cry from happiness, as you too would do if you were there.

I can't believe I just got a raise AND a blumpkin!!!!!!! IT'S INCREDIBLE!!!!!! IT'S LIKE A DOUBLE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Skeetle

Ejaculation or climax achieved in the height of joy, elation, and exaltation. Stems from the emotion experienced upon witnessing a Double Rainbow ---> Skittles (taste the rainbow) ---> SkEEtle

I saw a full on Double Rainbow and didn't realize that I had a little skeetle in my pants until I went back inside.

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halfway crook

An impossibility or oxymoron. You either are or are not a crook. You can't steal a little bit from someone and be called a partial thief. You have taken, you are a thief, period. Therefore to say someone is a halfway crook is to refer to an impossibility.

This term was made popular by Mobb Deep in the song "Shook Ones" when they called whack niggahs out who were "Scared to death, scared to look, you shook, cuz ain't no such thing as Halfway Crooks"

We stealing this car or what? Go hard or go home, sun. Ain't no such thing as Halfway Crooks.

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