tool party

A "get together" consisting of overdressed, douche baggy males also known as tools.

Josh is ironing his shirt at 10PM on a Friday night, he must be going to a tool party tonight.

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Gooching

Chafing on the gooch caused by tight clothes. Usually associated with a low sperm count.

Josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.

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