2021

"Fuck it, I'll just release hell" -2021

I'm pissed, so I'm going to do 2021

2019

Probably the most disappointing years i ever saw

Jerry: Hey how is 2019 going for you Dave
Dave: Oh god it was disappointing as hell
Jerry: Same

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32chan

Probably part of the Mariana Web. Nobody has found it, and nobody wants to look for it. But deep down we know it exist.

We're not sure if it even exist and it might be all just in our head. But whatever the case, if it does exist, only the truly disturbed and messed up minds have reached it.

From 2chan to 4chan. Then from 4chan to 8chan. Then from 8chan to 16chan. Then finally, from 16chan to 32chan. 64chan is yet to be discovered.

Anon1: "you all are fucking normalfags. i browse 32chan on the daily, i even jacked off to several post made there."
Anon2: "so what you are saying here is that 'i'm not just a psycopath, i'm also a pedophile' if i'm not wrong"
Anon3: "actually, i don't even think 32chan exist. anon1 probably has his head up his ass"
Anon1: "you'd be wrong about that normalfag"

Shake n bake

Shaking the baby then putting him/her in the oven for 30 minutes

Gary: Hey do you want some shake n bake?
Bill: Sure, i could use some food...Gary where did you get that child?
Gary: I give birth very quickly *Shakes baby*
Bill: *unzips skin*
Gary: Really? Infront of a child? *Throws baby in oven*
(30 minutes later)
Gary: Ok Bill, dinner is ready

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Space

The one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism

"Commander, you've rained on my glorious parade. For this, I'm sending everything I got at you. But I won't let you have the satisfaction of catching me. I'm escaping to one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism...SPACE"

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🅱🅾🅾🅱

You got bored so you searched this up by typing the word "Boob" but instaid of letters you used emojis

Person: so how was your weekend?
Me: 🅱🅾🅾🅱
Person: uh i don't speak boxed letters

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