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positive

Possessing something uncommon. Usually something good like morals, self-assurance or leadership skill, but can also be something bad like a disease.

Being HIV positive does NOT always lead to AIDS.

RH-positive blood is a genetic mutation.

In order to make it nowadays you gotta think positive!

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Optimist: This is the perfect outfit for your date.
Pessimist: WHAT THE HELL, ARE YOU POSITIVE THAT IT WILL WORK ??!
Optimist: Why of course, would I lie to you? :-)

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Doctor: You're positive, that means you should start taking AIDS medicine right away.
Patient: You can shove that AIDS medicine up jer ass !

by Madame Zelda July 8, 2005

13👍 37👎


Deaded

Consumed a large portion of drugs and/or alcohol in a short period of time

Damn he straight up deaded that 40, yo

by Madame Zelda July 20, 2005

6👍 9👎