Wiener Water

When two or more people are in a shower and the male begins to perform the "helicopter dick" while standing under the shower head, resulting in the flinging of water into their partner(s) mouth(s).

"Ugh, I didn't want to re-straighten my hair today but my boyfriend kept flinging his wiener water on me and its starting to curl."

Thromise

The combination of a threat and a promise, threatening someone with an action but mostly making it a promise to avoid legal repercussions.

Person 1: "I am going to plow you so hard you won't walk right for a week."
Person 2: "Is that a threat?"
Person 1: "That's a thromise."

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