Social Outsourcing

An act, typically by extremely extroverted social climbers that involves the filling of a void in their social lives and/or social circle with a person(s).

**In most cases this requires the replacement (whether it be temporary or permanent) to emulate at least 3 core traits of the original spot-holder.

Socialite #1
"so I heard through the grapevine Jenna is hanging out with that Skylar chick now that her and Kelly had a falling out...whats up with that...she said she hated her and thought she was fake bitch...?"

Socialite #2
"well, you know how it is...social outsourcing: For those times you and your bffs (see: best friend for show) break up and you need someone to fill the void--post haste
and for very cheap!"

"..also she likes the same pretentious indie/dance bands, and is a superficial fashion obsessed bitch too...go figure. They should've been besties from the start"

Socialite #1
"yeah..well...we hate people who remind us of ourselves."

Socialite #2
"true indeed, mate...but it's mostly self-loathing F'kin hipsters. *swigs from a bottle of Pabst Blue Ribbon*"

Socialite #1
"rightly said. btw....aren't we american?"

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Cold, Goth Truth

1.) A dismal truth often laced by melodrama

2.) A immature/bitter/ not-thought-about-before-spoken, utterance, typically by someone who possibly should have been an abortion (for them and the world's sake).

3.) a hyperbolized fortune telling done by a pallid, black donning, fukko who claims to know the future

lame person: life has no meaning...its so...abysmal

person whose life sucks but still tries: it sucks...in intervals...the meaning is to just find some..find what makes you happy and shit..

lame person: you find your purpose...but then what? thats temporary....

person whose life sucks but still tries: eh....well thats a Cold, Goth Truth...<mumbles underbreath> kill yourself.

lame person: huh? what'd you say?

person...: huh? what?

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