iDrone

An Apple fan so indoctrinated to believe the superiority of Apple-brand products that they refuse to see that Apple products are either outdated compared to non-Apple products, overpriced, or often both.

Computer expert: As a rule of thumb, you can buy twice the computer for your money if you build it yourself than if you buy, say, a Dell.
Computer layman: Wow, really?
Interjecting iDrone: Maybe you should try a Mac!
Computer expert: ...Compared to Macs, three times as much computer.

sleeping dragon

A penis that, when limp, is embarassingly small, but when erect, is of suitable or better size.

Yeah, laugh all you want now ladies, come to my place and I'll show you it's a sleeping dragon.

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