Lynchgate

A conspiracy theory arising in the wake of Seattle's Super Bowl loss to the Patriots, which suggests that Pete Carroll attempted to elevate Russell Wilson and deflate Marshawn Lynch by calling a slant at the 1 yard line that was intercepted and caused the Seahawks to lose the Super Bowl.

When considering Pete Carroll's greatness as a Professional football coach, one cannot overlook Lynchgate and what motivates his coaching decisions.

Hindenburg

While you are getting blown and right before you cum, you reach down and light a fart on fire, accidentally burning your partners face with the gas explosion. You must at least attempt to quench the flames with your load to be considered a true American. If you don't cum, you're a Nazi.

Luckily, the bitch shaved her mustache before the Hindenburg, or it could have been much worse.

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Pete Carrolling

To be faced with a simple decision against a superior adversary, which leads you to overthink the situation and ultimately make an epically horrible decision.

Instead of running Marshawn Lynch for a Super Bowl win, the Seahawks lost to the Patriots by Pete Carrolling the call.

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