Kate Nashed

To be so annoyed with someone you have to listen to Kate Nash's 'Shit Song' in order for to calm you down.

Victoria: "Mark cunted at me so much last night that I got seriously Kate Nashed with him."
Peter: "Calm down and put a pad in!"

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Hippppooooken

Taken from the famous 'Hadouken' battle cry in the Street Fighter games, this variation is a battle move in which someone fat that can be likened to a hippo forcibly removes items of clothing from another person, while shouting 'Hipppppppooooooken'

Pierre: I was sat quite happily in my boxer shorts and that beast Madeleine performed the Hippppooooken move on me and I was suddenly naked.

Cunting

The act of moaning at someone for ages and about everything which is different from expressing an opinion. Variations - "to be cunted at".

Lady Moonbiz: "There must be a station closer than this. I'm wet and I'm cold. I can't believe how much a tub of sweets costs at the theatre. I hate walking. You're bedroom is always freezing. I really wanted a snowman."
Kaiser: "Quit cunting at me douche."

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Muppetaholic

Being addicted to having sex while watching films that contain muppets.

Squeak: "Whatever. Don't judge me. It's not my fault I'm a muppetaholic."

FBF

Fuck buddy friend. Someone who you use purely for sex.

Eric: "So do you like Butters then?"
Kyle: "No, not at all. She's just an FBF."
Eric: "Woah, that's harsh, she seems really nice but I guess I would too. Chins up."

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Mothering Friend

When a friend acts like your mother and tells you off for doing/saying something wrong.

Mad: "Why did you change your status on Facebook?"
Kyle: "Because my Mothering Friend told me it was inappropriate. Stupid cunt."

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Minting

The act of asking someone if they want a mint after they been owned. Variations - minted.

Woolly: "I haven't been minting for ages, have you?"
Kate: "I totally minted my friend from the States the other day, I told her I had an STD and she should get herself checked out when in fact I don't. Owned."