Insured

The act of getting fucked by an insurance company who declines to pay an injured victim for the sake of its profit margin.

Ed was injured in an accident when he was T-boned by Frank who ran a red light at the intersection. Ed was then insured by Mercury Insurance (Frank's insurance) who offered him $250 to get lost.

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machinegunner

Given to a man/woman who has the duty to pleasure two girls at once using his fingers making a machine-gun like motion whilst in the process.

WOW! that guy is a real machinegunner look at him pleasure those bitches

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pap baffle

The placing of toilet tissue within the toilet bowl in order to reduce the noise made from faeces hitting the water

god damn it, no one wants to hear yourdepth charge's, lay down a pap baffle!

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drive

A general greeting/acknowledgement to a public bus company employee when entering or exiting the vehicle.
Generaly heard around the South West of england, therefore add a gloucestershire accent for added emphasis

Cheers Drive!
That drive was safe as fuck

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fuck a duck

An alternative to "Well I'll be!"

"What? You were involved in a foursome? Well fuck a duck!"

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Trumpitized

Being traumatized by acts and/or statements made by a Narcissistic clown.

I was watching the news and was trumpitized by Donald Trumph's tweets.

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Fake President

Refers to Donald Trump, whose family's actual surname is "Drumpf" not "Trump", one who is not the real president as picked by the majority of the United States population, and is in fact a puppet planted by Russia's Vlad Putin.

Fake President again made false accusations against others, and has called for Russia to be invited back into the G8 Summit.

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