The act of punching someone with a knife.
Badger: "I was getting so pissed off with him I even considered Fred Westing him."
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Peter: "I reckon my work Christmas party will be gash."
Victoria: "It might not be, have a little George Michael."
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Telling people you've slept with that you have an STD.
Harold: "I've been tested and I have Chlamydia. I'm just letting everyone know as I don't know how long I've had it."
Poland: "Are you serious!?"
Harold: "Happy Clapmas"
Poland: "Wow Harold, you're being a jerk."