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A "Detroit 7up" is where seven men of African descent stand around a woman in a huddle, and begin to masturbate into her mouth, and when she has received all seven load she swallows them all at once then traces it all with some tonic water.
"Hey Lester! If you wanna find five more guys we can give your girlfriend Jessica a Detroit 7up tonight!"
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When a man is having sex with a woman cowgirl style and he tells her that he's about to cum so she dismounts him, and while she is getting off, his lonely penis stands upward by itself and begins to ejaculate.
"Last night while Jessica was riding my dick she jumped off right before I came! I was so aroused that I did the holy pickle stand before she could get down there and blow me!"
When a man lays face up between two chairs and a woman squats down with a leg on either chair and begins pissing down on the mans face.
"God, last night was incredible! Jessica gave me a Hot Spring Hurricane while I pleasured myself! Oh boy there was piss everywhere I felt like I was in heaven!"
What a man's penis might resemble after he performs anal intercourse with a woman who just ate a big bag of peanuts at the Cincinnati county fair.
"I took home this broad I met at the fair last night, it was going well until we had anal sex and my penis looked like a Cincinnati snickers bar when I pulled it out!"
When a man is receiving oral copulation and the person performing the action begins to suck along the side of his penis, very reminiscent of the way one would play the harmonica.
"Damn, Jessica gives one hell of a blowjob! She even teased my balls while giving me a Hollywood Harmonica!"