A horse whoâs a little more horny than usual. Derived from the Robot Chicken Unicorn who is a pervert.
If you polish a unicorns horn long enough you get magical unicorn mayonnaise.
Function: Adj.
Inflected forms: mumfed,mumfing
Definition:
a. To screw something up beyond all hope of recovery or repair
b. An attempt to undo a clumsy action or poor decision that actually results in a more catastrophic result than if the original action or decision had been allowed to proceed.
A.
Bob: "Did you see me spin out on turn 3"
Dave: "Yeah, you totally mumfed it"
B.
As the coffee cup fell towards the ground he lunged forward to catch it and accidently kicked it through the glass window.
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Don't go in the bedroom Timmy mom and dad are playing the naked wrestling game.