geyser

the head of the penis is slipped into a hole of a loose woven afghan or quilt, and you masterbate, resulting in your come to shoot straight up.

I did a geyser watching porn Thursday, it was awesome.

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twat rocket

when your lady quiffs so hard with enough force to propel her tampon into your mouth as you lick her pussy

Sara did a twat rocket last night so hard I chipped a tooth.

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Stealth bomb

When you sneak into the bathroom at a party, and take a shit but do not flush. You discreetly and quietly exit and leave the party with haste, giving it time to fester and stink up the place.

I snuck into the Omega Delta kegger, and dropped a stealth bomb, and they didn't find it until 2 hours I left.

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turtle waxed

Similiar to a mudslide, only instead of a body part you slide your shitty ass on, your target is an automobile.

That son of a bitch took my parking spot again, so I turtle waxed his piece of shit Honda.

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Mudslide

Instead of wiping after taking a dump, you slide your ass on a body part of an unsuspecting individual. Those with hairy legs are optimal targets.

John gave Gunther a mudslide while he was sleeping, and Gunther put him in intensive care when he woke up and found it.

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gridiron

much like a dirty fish hook, only after you shove a finger up her ass, you wipe a mark under each eye, making him or her look like a football player.

After I gave her a gridiron, she looked like Dick butkus

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sad clown

When you are ready to cum after a blowjob, come into each eye of your lover, making him or her tear up and have cum dribble down their eyes. Then punch them in the nose, making a red bloody nose, resembling a sad clown.

I busted Betty cheating on me, So before I dumped her bitch ass, I made her a sad clown.

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