Fime

A short way of saying “fucking time.”

Guy 2: Oh, that’s how it works?
Guy 1: Yes! That’s why I’ve been trying to tell you this whole fime!

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Parrot-choke

When you choke a (fe)male until they start repeating shit you say.

Guy 1: So did you fuck her last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, I parrot-choked her an she started repeating everything I said, even my groans!