SMILF

Step-mother I'd like (to) fuck. Usually blonde with blue eyes and sometimes named Sierra. Smilfs range in age from 24 to around 38.

Josh: DAMN!! Look over there, see her? John: Yeah holy shit, she's got 2 kids with her too. Josh: Man I'm out then. John: But dude, she's a total smilf! I'm about it.