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2020

Donald Trump's poop

Billy: Dad, what happened in the year 2020??
John: Son, that's Donald Trump's poop

by Mafalda June 12, 2020


Luvi

Luvis are the most amazing, friendly, intelligent, honest persons you will ever meet. They don't hold anything back, and tell you exactly how they feel, never make a Luvi angry. They seem to have a resting bitch face, but once you get to know her, you realize that she is actually angelical, and would never let you down.

Person 1: That girl told me to shut up yesterday.
Person 2: She is such a Luvi

by Mafalda October 29, 2019

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Breaking Up

A feeling worst than getting stubbed by ten knives. The moment when the most important person in your life becomes a stranger.

Breaking Up is like Gotye's famous song, s/he becomes "somebody that you used to know"

by Mafalda December 2, 2018