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Book

The most beautiful thing, no, living being on Earth. You will never be able to find another thing that is better than this because it can solve all of your problems. If you are a depressed bitch, read a book. If you have daddy issues because your dad is a pussy, the pages will always be by your side. Buy a book my friends.

"Wait, you have a book?! Watch when all your problems disappear, even your dad!"

by MafiaBitch13 June 13, 2021

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Sariah Malfoy

an ethereal woman who is married to the most sexiest fuck boy alive, Draco Lucius Malfoy. She doesn't give a shit about what people say but will end you if you even try to mess with her. She is Draco Malfoy's soulmate (as you can see by the beautiful name).

"Yooo, you just met Sariah Malfoy? You better run..."

"Woah, Sariah Malfoy is literally the most seductive person alive, no wonder Draco is obsessed with her."

by MafiaBitch13 June 13, 2021