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The act of falsely accusing a fish of sexual assault
In my free time, I love fishbocking
A Hershey Crème Tube is when someone has the most diabolical Hershey squirts into a fleshlight, and proceeds to masterbate with said fleshlight while filming until the point of ejaculation.
I got fired after my Hershey Crème Tube video got leaked on Facebook.
The fear that in some parallel universe, you get murdered by pigeons
Last night I had a nightmare about parallelacolumbaecaedesphobia