FaniniGuaranteeni

a formal promise or assurance (by a Fanini) that certain conditions will be fulfilled. Period! It is a FaniniGuarenteeni!

A FaniniGuarenteeni is when someone with the last name Fanini Guarantees you something! It is a FaniniGuarenteeni!

Did you hear Pepe put a FaniniGuaranteeni that he is losing 25 lbs?

FaniniGuarantini

When someone with the last name of Fanini Guarantees you something.

They thought he was bullshitting until he said it’s a FaniniGuarantini. He wasn’t wrong.

axee

A person who uses an axe.

Have you meet that person down the street, they’re an axee.