Cabrera

A cabrera is a vile creature. It has a hostile and aggressive demeanor towards most people, but can act docile if your lucky. A cabrera can easily be recognized by its double chin, long lucious hair and its

signature surprised face.

A cabrera is know to speak out loud frequently, as well as insulting his peers when he finds their lack of knowledge disturbing.

Cabrera is known for carefully picking out his targets, which he will terrorize with such tings as; box in the belly, calling them retarded and his classic slap in the back, followed up by his catchphrase: Eyy bitch

Although some people call him annoying he is really a nice guy deep inside, he just doesn’t show it.

Hey who is the loud guy who just called me retard?

Yeah that’s gotta be Cabrera alright…

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Hannes

A tall skinny guy, usually has a large nose. Can often be seen with white stains on his jeans. He originates from Denmark or Skane, south Sweden. He usually has long curly hair and a red tint to his face. He’s a shy guy but once you get to know him he’s the loudest in the room. He’s a really good singer who also likes to play the piano, even tough he’s not very good at it. He’s also a big nerd.
He’s often seen with a very rich dad who is originally is a pig farmer, that got very rich. A Hannes is overall a nice guy who can be annoying on occasion.

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-Look at that guy he’s got white stain all over his pants.

-Yeah, that’s a total Hannes.

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Mogge

A Mogge is a middle aged man with tendencies to be at bit snuskig. He likes to joke around, but when he does something remotely embarrassing he turns very serious. He’s often got a sore throat and makes grunting noises when speaking.

He has a glasskula and a large ändalykt.

You know the type of guy to gas and not say anything about it?

Yeah, that’s Mogge.

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