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Eating Rice, or Sushi or any sort of Japanese food, while the food is still in the mouth, sneeze on to an elderly Japanese woman's clit, and sucking on it.
My grandma turned 85 to I gave her the Japanese Elderclit Sundae for her birthday
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When you have a boyfriend but fuck a person who is your friend instead.
Oh Helen did a crossover with me. Better not tell Alan
A specific religion that fights for the rights of mosquitoes.
No, I don't like mosquitoes, I will never join the Mosquirality
When you go to a sleep over with your opposite sex, and record them while you shower. Although it is illegal. It will keep you horny for the whole month. The description below is really my friend reacting.
Oh man, I Bedscouted this girl in the shower, and she's so hot, like her I saw her hairy pussy, her big ass and her nice tits, the water made it so much better. She was all touching her self and washed her tits as it squished and bounced around. I wanna rape her so bad now. Like I saw her washing her pussy too, I wanna finger her and put my dick in her, I would have raped her and came in her vagina that night if I could. I want to molest her so bad. She was literally naked and washing her self. I wanna have sex and snog her, I want to put my dick in her tight hairy pre-pubesin pussy. I wanna kiss and have sex with her so badly now. I wanna fuck her so bad and touch her body and kiss her for hours. I wanna molest her, and fuck her. Put my dick in her, grope on her ass and tits and finger fuck her. I love you girl, let me have sex with you. Let me touch you and have sex with you. I wanna fuck you so bad