Schrodinger's Bitch

One that will make threats for no reason, except for personal entertainment, only to say they were only joking if the other person takes it seriously

Richard: "I could kick your ass in a fight bro"
Chad: "I'd like to see you try!"
Richard: "Dude chill I was just joking."
Bystander: "Richard is Schrodinger's Bitch"

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Holiday Effect

The effect of time going too fast on school break or a holiday

Son: “Dad I can’t believe we’re only here for one more day, this week has gone so fast.”
Dad: “That’s the Holiday Effect for ya.”