Matt

A fucker who gets a sugar high off of soda. Someone who, while on this sugar high, plans on punching trees with a bigass smile on his face. Nevertheless, this person makes the best D jokes ever handsdown. He lives in a very redneck-y area. Despite his whiteness, he is a sucker for Asian food. Also most importantly, this guy is way too thirsty. Yet he won't admit it. Pfft.

"Matt, you're such a dick. But you're enjoyable to talk to you fucker. RAISINS AND CHOPSTICKS."

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