Crackhead Cackle

The sound you hear walking in a dark ally way with more then 25 cents. Rendering you completely incapable of understanding your surroundings for over half an hour.

I swear bro, last night I saw a homeless man, he ask for a quarter. After I pulled one, next thing I knew I was out. You never know when someone is gonna pull the old Crackhead Cackle.

Peely Willy

Preferably this action shall be acted out upon a circumcised penis of moderate to enlarged length and girth to match the mouthfeel of a banana. Starting at the head/ tip of the penis four large incisions from said tip shall be moved downward towards the base of the penis. The incision shall just barely penetrate the surface of the skin. Once completed either the lone individual or a third party lover shall grab one at a time and pull back causing the skin to peel off like a banana skin. Only after all quadrants are officially peeled the irreversible act of oral sex may commence.

I tell you what man, a Peely Willy, will make you realize in the end all we are is dust in the wind.