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Basic

A word used to describe a proper noun, weather its a person place or thing. Something or some one who lacks any flare of individuality, lacks creativity, something or some one who goes with the fads. Something or some one lacking any amount of substance.

They are not worthy of my friendship for they are hollow, basic even.

Person a: (Abruptly interups a conversation) Why are you wearing that hat?
Person b: Why are you wearing those earings?
Person a: Because I like them.
Person b: Hmmm... Interesting. (Continues conversation from before)
Person a: You never answered me.
Person b: (looks to person a in a irritated fashion because they are dealing something a little bit more important than such an arbitrary question) You are obviously to basic to understand.
Person a walks away confused.

Person a: You want to go shop at pink with me?
Person b: Don't you think that's a little basic?

by Magnificent Pagan Beast May 10, 2016

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Johnathan Tuttle

A non-physical character created for an episode of M*A*S*H during the series early years. Johnathan Tuttle was fabricated by the character Hawkey during his childhood as an imaginary friend. Hawkeye used the name Jonathan Tuttle to help Trapper and himself smuggle supplies to an orphanage. Hawkey promoted Johnathan to a captain. Over the course of the episode the whole camp was lead to believe they all knew and had a cherished friendship with Captain Tuttle. The Tuttle situation got out of hand and in the end Hawkey killed off Johnny.

Jonathan: Druid, Doctor, surgeon, Saint, and friend.

The name can be used in an context relating to fake people.

Person one: Where were you?
Person two: I was having lunch with John.
Person one: Who?
Person two: You know Johnathan Tuttle?
Person one: Have I met him?
Person two: Of course, you met yesterday while you were doing that thing.
Person one: Oh yes now I remember! What a nice guy!

"That's a real as Johnathan Tuttle!"

by Magnificent Pagan Beast September 27, 2016


kinsmanship

Kinsmanship is a bond shared between two or more individuals. Its more than friendship its more than love its self. There is a closeness, a sense of fearce loyalty to some one not of blood relation. A kinsmanship takes time to be forged, there is a sense of shared trust and honor. Most often its unspoken.

A kinsmanship in its nature is in no way to be taken lightly.

You came blustering in to my life one day years and years ago, how the hell was I to know we were to forge such a kinsmanship. Its stronger than steel, its worth more than diamonds.

by Magnificent Pagan Beast May 11, 2016

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