bathroom bandit

An individual that likes to pound loudly on the bathroom door when someone is using the toilet hopefully scaring them resulting in them urinating on themselves or worse

Co-worker: "Hey man why are your pants so wet did you piss yourself?"

Victim: "No man I was taking a leak in the bathroom and someone beat on the door so hard I pissed all over myself"

Co-worker: Dude the bathroom bandit got you. He got me last week while I was taking a dump"

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