Schmurg Blurg

The day after tomorrow, or tomorrow's tomorrow

Male: "hey babe when do you wanna have sex?" Female: "Schmurg blurg."

Gunker

a slur typically to describe a jew or person of jewish descent . other forms of this consist of “Gunka” and “Gunk”

(jew) “hey man how’s it going”

(non-jew) “Shut up you filthy Gunker”

Banana Roundhouse

When you pour banana pudding into a male or females anus, and start wrestling. You then roundhouse kick your banana filled partner knocking them clean out. The banana-shit mixture leaks out from the anus of said partner and you collect it in a bowl. You then eat it with said partner.

Male: "Wanna have a banana roundhouse?" Female: " Fill me up daddy."

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Dick Destroy December

The dreaded month after no nut November where a male (or female) must achieve orgasm in accordance to the date along with the number of days behind said day (if it's the 10th you would busy 10 times plus 9 plus 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1) meaning of youre on day 10 you would have busted around 200 times

"oh god I'm going to fucking hate Dick Destroy December." "Did you hear how Timmy died of a heart attack on day 17?" "Fucking crazy man."

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