A Highlander

A chug of such ferocity that in "winning the prize", "the head" has been torn off.

I was round Clancy Brown's last night and he left me alone in his room. So aroused and pressed for time was I, I just had to have a highlander in his undies drawer before he came back. My johnson was in tatters dawg.

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Sarsonogenic

When ones' balls become so vinegary as to be cancerous in nature.

Dude, I've not showered in three days and I've been bumming tramps, my balls are sarsonogenic.