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Quantum Gravity

A gravitational field that has been quantized into discrete segments of spacetime in such a way that we can consider each point within this spacetime separately.

Physicist 1: I am studying quantum gravity.

Physicist 2: That's what you think! It's actually been a program on my computer all along!

by Magnus Voidus October 18, 2010

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Verbatim of Mars

This is a particular aspect of alien life-forms known only to teens born after 1990. It is an extremely popular topic of discussion, particularly between couples. Unfortunately, it cannot be understood by older age groups.

Teen: Can I use the car?
Parent: What are you going to do with the car?
Teen: I'm going to meet some friends.
Parent: Well, what are you guys doing?
Teen: We are discussing the Verbatim of Mars.
Parent: Oh, OK. See you later.

by Magnus Voidus November 9, 2010