First Face

1. n. a very well endowed person; someone having a large penis

2. -ed adj. the state of being very well endowed or having a large penis


on a scale of first-third, First face is the largest possible size of penis.

1. Susan slept with Travis, and our suspicions are confirmed. He is DEFINITELY a First Face!

2. Everyone says that boy is so First Faced, it's SCARY!

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Second Face

1. n. an averagely endowed person; someone having the average/normal-sized penis

2. -ed adj. the state of having a penis of average size.

1. mary: How was your first time with Alex?
Sally: It was nice. It wasn't scary or disappointing. Luckily, he's a Second Face.

2. Shelly is obsessed with that Second Faced boy...

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