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HÖM

The best place ever. Beautiful weddings. Best parties that you have ever been to. At HÖM you are never bored. Complete with marble countertops, a pool, a diving board, a water slide, a refrigerator, a stripper pole, a shitting toilet, a party area, a wedding area, and a designated sex area. HÖM also has a guest house and really nice neighbors. It is currently owned by the Kardashian/Jenner family. If you have never been there you are a loser.

Aye man, HÖM party today? Oh no Ski Patrols gonna come and crash our HÖM party!